“To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.”-George Carlin

An ideal Saturday night is:
Laughing: at the TV, at a poop joke, at a bar, at myself
Drinking: to health, to friends, to three in the morning
Relaxing: with anybody interested in one or more of the above

Favorite drink: Today? A nice frothy Pisco Sour. Tomorrow? Ask me tomorrow.
Guilty pleasures: Corny Lifetime movies and smelling my dogs’ feet while they’re asleep…mmmmmmm salty!

Derby saved me from: Loneliness and squishy muscles
Biggest surprise in derby: The rapid progression of derby-itis.
I went from curious to devoted to addicted in less than a month! The sport itself is fun, but I credit my teammates and coaches for turning derby into a crack-like obsession! Thank you, to my super rad teammates and coaches. You each inspire me more than you know, ya' bunch of stinkers!
I love you all, man!

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