"Go hard or go home, sucka."


Day Job: I work for an insurance company
Dream Job: Sports agent
Heaven is: a place with a computer and a fantasy football league
I could go the rest of my life without hearing: juice

Guilty Pleasures: No pleasure is ever guilty 
Turn off: Ugly FEET
Weapon of choice: glock nine, be-atch
Fave food and drink to wash it down with: Chicken and rice and a Crantangelo, my own special drink i made up... if you're lucky I might tell you wants in it.

Inspiration behind your derby name: I like to drink a lot of red bull before the bouts so i can get EXTRA crazy 
Ideal Saturday Night: watching derby girls get blasted
The biggest surprise in derby:
the passion these girls have for the sport
Favorite Fans/Derby Wife/Derby Crush: Ima Blowbya


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